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Free Frozen Yogurt: Drive To Florida
Jonas: This Spring Break, Bring Your Kids To IKEA.
Why?
Because IKEA’s Much Closer Then Florida, & The Drive To Florida Can Be Long & Tedious.
Kids: Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet?
Jonas: The Drive To IKEA Is Short & Fun.
Kids: Are We--
Jonas: Yes, You Are.
Anncr.: Buy A Kids Meal In The IKEA Restaurant, & Enjoy Free Frozen Yogurt In The IKEA Bistro.
Now Until April 2nd.
Or Get The Dinera 18 Piece Service Set, Just $29.
IKEA. FIts.
Living Room Event: Solid Wood
Jonas: Right Now At IKEA, You'll Save Money On A Solid Wood Bookcase.
To Demonstrate The Difference Between Different Wood, Someone Will Now Hit Me With Wood That’s Not Solid.
(Wood Breaks)
Ow. That Hurt My Face.
Now, I Will Get Hit By Solid Wood, Like On Our Bookcase.
Ok, Hit Me.
(Wood KO’s Jonas)
(Silence)
Anncr.: Solid Wood Bookcases From $129, Coffee Tables From $49, & Armchairs From $59.
Hurry, The IKEA Living Room Event Ends October 31st.
IKEA. Fits.
Besta Storage Unit: Tripping Holidays
Jonas: Its The Holidays, & Susan’s Husband Just Bought A Flat Screen TV.
Too Bad Susan Didn’t Get A BESTA TV Storage Unit From IKEA.
It Hides Those Messy Cable Wires.
Lady: Happy Holidays, Susan.
I Really--
(Grunts)
Man: Susan, This Eggnog Is--
Woah!
Boy: Look, I Got A Puppy For Christmas & It Tells Me--
Puppy: (Whimpers)
Jonas: Make The Holidays Less Trippy.
Anncr.: Buy A BESTA TV Media Storage Combination & Get 15% Back In IKEA Gift Cards.
IKEA. Any Space Can Be Beautiful.
Unexpected Guest
Jonas: The Holidays Are A Perfect Time To Get An Ektorp Sofa From IKEA, Because You Never Know What Special Unexpected Guest Might Show Up.
Man: My Uncle Bob?
Jonas: No, He's From Up North, He Comes Down-
Man: From Thunder Bay?
That's Uncle Bob.
Jonas: No, No, No, He's A Jolly Fat Man, He Comes To Your Home At Night On A Sled.
Man: Are You Sure You're Not Talking About My Uncle Bob?
Jonas: (Sigh) I Give Up.
Anccr.: IKEA. Love Your Home.
Kitchen Event: 10% Better
Jonas: For Every $1000 You Spend On A New IKEA Kitchen, You Get Back $100 In Gift Cards, So Everything in The Kitchen Would Feel 10% Better, Like To Your Wife.
Wife: Honey, This French Toast Is 10% More Delicious.
Jonas: Your Kid.
Girl: Mom, That Talk Made Me Feel 10% Closer To You Than Usual.
Jonas: Even Your Father-In-Law.
Jonas’ FIL: You’re Now 10% Less No Good For My Daughter, Meathead.
Jonas: Yay!
Anncr.: The IKEA Kitchen Event.
Get $100 Back In IKEA Gift Cards For Every $1000 You Spend On A Kitchen.
IKEA. Love Your Home.
Ektorp Sale: Love, Peace & Understanding
Jonas: An IKEA Holiday Message.
Every Year At This Time, The #1 Wish Is For World Peace, Love & Ritual Respect Between Fellow Humans.
While We're Waiting For That To Happen, If Your 2nd Wish Is A New Sofa, Chair Or Loveseat, All Ektorp Is 25% Off Right Now.
You Know Just In Case, The 1st One Doesnt Happen.
Anccr.: Right Now, All Ektorp Sofas, Chairs & Loveseats Are 25% Off.
IKEA. Love Your Home.
Coffee
Jonas: When Cindy Doesn't Sleep Well, She Has Extra Coffee In The Morning & Sounds Like This:
Cindy: (Fast-motion) I Just Love Coffee In The Morning.
I Practically Live Of It, It Gives Me So Much Energy, I Just Love Being This Fantastic.
Wow, I'm Super Pumped To Get Stuff Done Today!
Jonas: But If Cindy Slept In An IKEA Sultan Mattress With 25 Year Warranty, She Would Sound More Like This:
Cindy: (Fast-motion) I Just Had The Best Sleep Ever!
I Just Slept For Like, 12 Hours!
I Feel So Relaxed Right Now & So Well-Rested.
Coffee, Smoffee. Who Needs Coffee.
I’m Just High In Life, Super High!
Anncr.: Get 20% Back In IKEA Gift Cards When You Buy A Sultan Spring Mattress & Boxspring.
IKEA. Love Your Home.
See Store For Details. Offer Ends May 31st.
Cindy: (Fast-motion) Oh My Gosh! She Sounds Just Like Me!
Home Delivery: Pizza
Jonas: Thank You For Calling IKEA, What Can I Get For You Today?
Man: Yeah, Can I Get A Medium Leather Couch With Pillows & Blankets On It.
Jonas: OK, & Would You Like Extra Pillows On That Today?
Man: Yeah, Extra Pillows Would Be Great.
Jonas: Ok, Let Read Your Orderback.
1 Medium Leather Couch With Blankets & Extra Pillows.
Man: Wait, Can I Get Just The Extra Pillows On Half?
Jonas: Oh, You Betcha, & That Would Be 30 Mins, Or Its Free.
Man: Really?
Jonas: No.
Anccr.: IKEA Has Home Delivery.
IKEA. Love Your Home.
Bedroom Event: Testing Mattress
(Girl Moaning In Bed)
Jonas: This Is The Sound Of One Of A Sultan Mattresess Being Tested 30,000 Times & Earning His 25 Year Guarantee.
(Girl Still Moaning In Bed)
It Is Accompanied By The Sound Of a Woman Trying One Of Our Delicious Cinnamon Buns In Our Restaurant Over & Over Again.
Girl: Oh, This Is So Good.
Anncr.: The IKEA “Complete” Bedroom Event.
Get 25% Off a Sultan Spring Mattress When You Purchase A Bed Frame.
IKEA. Love Your Home.
See Store For Details. Offer Ends February 18th.
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